Don't Ride Drunk!

Bars Jokes

Don't Ride Drunk! Back in the days of the old Wild Wild West lived a guy named Ted who used to have a lot of fun. He rode into town like he usually did every Saturday night, and he went into the saloon and got drunk. All of his friends saw him drinking and decided to play a trick on him. So, they went outside and turned the saddle on his horse around. That way they figured when he got outside drunk and they put him on there, he would get on home the best way he could! So when it was time, he got real drunk and staggered outside, got up on his horse and rode off. The next morning when he woke up he says, "My goodness!" ... more ...Statistics : 1 Post || 2 Views Post by Sanjana