The Third Affair

Marriage Humor

The Third Affair A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said. "Stand in the corner" She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered." Just pretend you're a statue." "What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. "Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smith's bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us, too." ... more ... Statistics : 1 Post || 19 Views Post by Skippy